Advice-Part 1

My first piece of advice for all you future teachers-in-the-hood would be to act farking insane on the first day of school. What I mean is stare wide-eyed at the kids when they ask you questions, get on your desk and yell at "the man" for stealing your identity, and eat pencil shavings for lunch.
No one will eff with you for the rest of the year.
NO ONE.