Friday, October 19, 2007

outstanding

Sometimes I eat lunch with my kindergarteners. It helps me keep it real....
Today's performance stars Boy, Girl, and Miss Jumper.

Curtain Rises....Students are politely eating their nutritious, district-approved lunches.

Girl: Miss Jumpa (bites into pear), sometime I helps my momma do the dishes.
Miss Jumpa: Oh, that's so nice of you.
Boy: I bet your momma's a robot.
Girl: *Enraged pause* MY MOMMA AIN'T NO ROBOT!!!!
Boy: (to Miss Hoppa) I bet she is.
Miss Jumpa: *chokes on cracker*

End scene.
Copyright Miss Jumpa 2007

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